ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

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theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

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inter-webs:

*sigh* why am i better than everyone

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telapathetic:

when someone tries to convince me to eat healthily

image

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