skypestripper:

hearing a story thats obviously made up

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(via the-ebil-one)

tears-in-the-tardis:

sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’

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but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’


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(Source: taylorallisonswifts, via fake-mermaid)

jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

(via loaning)